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Who benched
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Paste your FPL team and choose a league. See blank captains, benched hauls and wasted hits, with the managers named.

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Benched by 1 · gameweek 3

Mendy

Oviedo

8points
8managers tracked
20sbetween live score updates

2026/27 · top of the table

  • 1I'm back223
  • 2Morning Schar-it215
  • 3Pickle FC215
  • 4CS Cartagines213
  • 5_Smooth Joao-perator191

Banter of the week

8 points left on the bench

Oviedo saw Mendy score and still decided the bench was the safer place.

Live league receipts · GW3

Premier League memory bank

Some decisions never leave the group chat.

The app remembers every captain blank, open-goal miss and bench haul with the same energy your league does.

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How it works

How it works

01

Find your league

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02

It reads the season

We load your past gameweeks once. The first visit can take a moment, but later visits are much faster.

03

Scores stay live

During matches, live scores, team sheets and ownership update automatically.

The AI

It writes the
joke. It does not
invent the facts.

Ask about captain records, transfer hits, template teams or anything else in your league. The answer comes from your actual gameweeks.

Gameweek roasts use the same data. Choose a gentle, normal or brutal tone, and the app writes from what actually happened.

Your league is only ever read, never posted anywhere, and never mixed up with anybody else's.

It checks the data

Answers use your current league data. Each one also shows the figures it checked.

It keeps it about FPL

Roasts focus on captains, benchings, hits, transfers and chips. They target the decision, not the person who made it (well... maybe a little bit).

It waits for final scores

Bonus points and automatic substitutions land after the final whistle. Anything written before then is marked provisional and updated when the gameweek settles.

Price

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The talking costs.

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